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The memesults!

A week ago I promised to answer questions in This Post, and now I'm proud to say that I've finally got around to it! :D

First the characters:

1. Damian Wayne (DCU)
2. Kylo Ren (Star Wars)
3. Barry Allen (the Flash (TV))
4. Scott Lang (MCU)
5. Kate Bishop (Marvel comics)
6. G’Kar (Babylon 5)
7. Harley Quinn (DCAU)
8. Q (Star Trek: TNG)
9. Koriand’r (DCU)
10. Jessica Jones (Jessica Jones)
11. Rey (Star Wars)
12. Kara Danvers (Supergirl (TV))
13. Natasha Romanov (MCU)
14. Twelve (Doctor Who)
15. Doreen Green (Marvel)

And now onto the answers! :D


five (Kate Bishop) and seven (Harley Quinn) decide to take over the world, how does fourteen (Twelve) react (does fourteen join in or try to stop them)?

I can actually see this happening if both Kate and Harley got a little drunk and decided to save the world from itself! A bit of a push, perhaps, but not too bad.

Twelve, of course, would not approve of this very much and would stop them very quickly and without much fuss. He'd probably end up forgiving them in the end, though, and taking at least Kate off on universal adventures. Kate would be an excellent companion, they'd have a wonderful time.

one (Damian Wayne), three (Barry Allen), and ten (Jessica Jones) decide to rent a flat together. Which two enter into a physical relationship and have altogether too-loud sex, who eats all the food, does or does not do the washing up/general housekeeping, and which of them leaves passive-aggressive notes around the place?

This... Would go well.

I can't see any of them entering into a relationship with each other (Or, at least, I HOPE not) so luckily that whole area is avoided. Barry eats all the food (he's BARRY), both Barry and Jessica usually fail to do general housekeeping (Barry because he's distracted and Jessica because she doesn't actually give a shit) aaaaaaand Damian takes great pleasure in passive-aggressive note leaving.

I give it a month until Damian and Jessica try to kill each other, while Barry backs away slowly.


6 (G'Kar) and 11 (Rey) are a couple. What do they fight about most? How do they seduce 15 (Doreen Green) for a threesome?

...HO BOY.

Um, I would guess the thing that G'Kar and Rey fight about most is the fact that he's basically an alien lizard and she's in her early twenties at oldest. Other than that, I think they actually get on surprisingly well! Like, they both have relatively similar traits and backgrounds. Their relationship is weird but could, with a little pushing, work!

Almost, oh my

...And I'm going to interpret threesome as threeway cuddlepile here, for the sake of my sanity. They seduce Doreen with squirrels, and by being really nice people. It's absolutely adorable, if also a tiny bit weird. :D

14 (Twelve) and 2 (Kylo Ren) are rivals/enemies/competing for something - how do they approach the competing/fighting/chasing? Who fights fair and who doesn't? Does any sexual tension result from this rivalry?


Um, I'm not sure exactly what they're competing for but let's say that it's an ancient alien artefact that would cause mass destruction if it fell into the wrong hands. Twelve fights very fair, Kylo Ren decidedly does not and is very annoyed when Twelve keeps popping up with not a scratch on him. No sexual attraction results, because I'm pretty sure that Twelve wouldn't notice even if you hit him with it, but it may well end up with Kylo redeeming himself and becoming a companion. Because that would be hilarious and that's my main motivation in life, let's be real.


4 (Scott Lang), 12 (Kara Danvers), and 2 (Kylo Ren) have to do a group project for a subject all but one (you can pick which) know nothing about. Can they accomplish their goals without killing each other?

I was about to be surprised by how well this would go, and then Kylo turned up...

But, yes! :D Kara and Scott get on super well, but unfortunately Kylo is the only one who knows anything about the subject and he's going to be a dick about it. Kara and Scott still try their very best, of course, but they can't put glitter on everything and so the whole project doesn't go so well. They don't do terribly, but it's hardly a success.

Kara and Scott are both pissed at Kylo as a result. Kylo is just smug.


1 (Damian Wayne), 3 (Barry Allen) and 5 (Kate Bishop) have been selected to enter Eurovision! If they are all from the same country, what's their act? What's their song like? If they are not from the same country, what are their acts and songs like? Which one/two ends up doing the best?

I love this meme.

Damian is a solo act, Barry and Kate are a duo. Damian probably does a high concept piece that relies very heavily on experimental concepts, and confuses pretty much everybody there. Barry and Kate briefly considered doing a folk thing, but instead decided to honour Eurovision tradition and do a full on popstravaganza.

Damian comes way down the board, and is angry. Barry and Kate rank in the top three, and are very pleased.

2 (Kylo Ren) and 4 (Scott Lang) compete in The Voice/Britain's Got Talent/The X-Factor. 6 (G'Kar) is a judge on the show. What does 6 think of 2 and 4's singing talents? Are they through to the next round?

I am also so glad that I decided to include Kylo Ren in this meme! His little baby emo face is leading to so many HILARIOUS combinations. <3333

I'm assuming that they're a duo here, mainly because it amuses the hell out of me. They hate each other and fight constantly, but are actually relatively good at the whole singing thing. I can imagine them doing a weird folk thing, only added to by the fact that Kylo Ren attempts to sing every song like a Linkin Park ballad. They're hugely popular, for reasons mystifying to pretty much everybody.

They get through to the next round, because G'Kar has literally no idea why he's there and is drunk as a result. It was possibly a diplomatic thing, he blames Londo for it anyway.

7 (Harley Quinn) ends up murdered, 8 (Q) is the detective who has to investigate the murder. Which one of the other numbers is the killer, and what was their motive? For bonus points, which one of the other numbers is a red herring suspect?


I'm not sure who decided to hire Q as a detective, but it turned out to be a bad idea because he was actually the killer! He was just hiding behind his magnifying glass the whole time. He probably killed her to fuck with people. And, in good time, will probably also resurrect her to fuck with people more.

Damian is the red herring suspect. Mainly because he tended to glare at Harley a hell of a lot, and does have serious assassin connections.

9 (Koriand'r) is a superhero dedicated to fighting crime. 15 (Doreen Green) is their archenemy. What is 9's superpower? What is 15's villainous name? Are their costumes fabulous? How does 9 stop 15's latest scheme?


Kori has her canon superpowers - so flight, and the ability to throw cosmic fire at people. I can imagine Doreen being an absolute dork, and upgrading her villain name to Squirrel Woman! Their costumes are, indeed, very fabulous if totally clashing. Kori tends to stop Doreen's schemes by hugging her, and this one is no exception.

(In the end I like to think that it's all been a big misunderstanding and these two become best friends. They're so adorable! It would be amazing. ^^)

11 (Rey), 12 (Kara) and 13 (Natasha Romanov) are eligible bachelors/bachelorettes on a blind date type dating show. 14 (Twelve) is the single person looking for a date. What kind of questions does 14 ask to determine who to go out with, who do they opt to go out with, and does the date go well?


I imagine this dating show is actually a cover for some sort of evil scheme, and so most of Twelve's questions are focused around sightings of aliens and death rays and other such things. He opts to go out with none of them in the end, but they do all kick the butt of the evil alien together and then go for ice cream. It's a great time, they all have a lot of fun. :D


3 (Barry Allen), 7 (Harley Quinn), and 11 (Rey) are stuck in an elevator - who's the first to panic?

Harley might get the closest, but I don't imagine any of them would! They're all lovely people, so they probably have a fairly good time and manage to keep each other calm. I'd even bet on them eventually managing to work together to get out of the elevator, and managing to do so with minimum destruction of property.

They keep in contact afterwards, of course. Even if Barry does have to arrest Harley sometimes. ^^


5 (Kate Bishop) and 12 (Kara Danvers) end up crash-landing on an alien planet. What happens???


But, uh, yes! I imagine things go fairly well for them. They manage to survive quite happily for a while, Kate hunting and Kara managing to keep them both safe, before they realize that Kara is a superperson and so can totally get them off the planet with a minimum of fuss. This is a little embarrassing, but they soon get over it and go off to have fun space adventures together! :D


Okay. So give me the Zombie apocalypse answers. Who'd you want with you, from your list? Who would be the first to bite it? Which two would run into each other randomly and slay their way through zombie hordes together?

Oooh, this is an interesting thought! Um. I'd either want Kara or Barry with me from my list, because they both have superpowers and are really nice people - the perfect combination to keep me alive! The first one to die would either be Harley or Scott, probably from making slightly unwise decisions and wondering into trouble. And, uh, G'Kar and Jessica haven't interacted in this meme yet so let's say that they meet up and slay their way through the zombie hordes together! That sounds like a lot of fun. :D

Yay meme! There were some good pairings this time around. ^^



( 13 comments — Leave a comment )
Jan. 25th, 2016 11:27 am (UTC)
I love the Eurovision one, I couldn't help laughing out loud at it XD
Jan. 30th, 2016 01:09 pm (UTC)
It would be hilarious! They'd have the best time. XD
Jan. 25th, 2016 06:27 pm (UTC)
Oh, these are too awesome XD
Jan. 30th, 2016 01:09 pm (UTC)
I know! There were some great combos this time. :D
Jan. 25th, 2016 06:34 pm (UTC)
Thanks for answering, and yes, I do imagine that they're all lovely people <333
Jan. 30th, 2016 01:10 pm (UTC)
No problem! :)
Jan. 25th, 2016 08:38 pm (UTC)
This meme never ceases to be entertaining, even when I only know a few of the characters. :-)
Jan. 30th, 2016 01:10 pm (UTC)
It really is the best meme! And leads to some absolutely hilarious combinations. XD
Jan. 27th, 2016 09:41 pm (UTC)
Hehe, great choices. ;D
Jan. 30th, 2016 01:10 pm (UTC)
Thank you! :D
Jan. 28th, 2016 11:13 pm (UTC)
"Kori tends to stop Doreen's schemes by hugging her, and this one is no exception."

WHY aren't all supervillain schemes solved this way?! :D

Also, I want to see Twelve on a dating show with Rey, Kara and Natasha. He'll be so puzzled by them being familiar with space and aliens :D :D. AND YAY ICECREAM. Best date ever, Twelve!
Jan. 30th, 2016 01:11 pm (UTC)

It would be the best thing ever. I think all three of them would be great companions, even if it would lead to absolute chaos. :D But that's alright! I'm sure Twelve would enjoy it. ^^
Jan. 30th, 2016 11:59 pm (UTC)
I think Rey, Kara and Natasha will have figured out and sorted whatever the villainous scheme was before Twelve even has time to step out of the TARDIS!

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