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Another meme!

Never Will I Ever meme: Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I may attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

(Although I think I've proven pretty conclusively by now that I'll write pretty much anything but YOU KNOW.)

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daria234
Jan. 31st, 2015 05:06 pm (UTC)
lolol
is it wrong that i take that as a challenge ;)

1 Jason Todd becomes a pacifist and meditates a lot, and teaches the other Robins to be meditating pacifists too

2 Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy and Catwoman start a feminist punk band together

3 Ra'as al Ghul and Joker are Odd-Couple style roommates who bicker over everything
doreyg
Jan. 31st, 2015 06:25 pm (UTC)
THESE ARE AMAZING! XDDDDDDD

(So amazing that I may, um , end up using them to fill in my trope_Bingo card. So expect to see the fruits of those soon! :DDDDD)
daria234
Jan. 31st, 2015 06:28 pm (UTC)
\o/

:)
doreyg
Jan. 31st, 2015 06:56 pm (UTC)
Jason Todd becomes a pacifist and meditates a lot, and teaches the other Robins to be meditating pacifists too - http://archiveofourown.org/works/3264134

:D
doreyg
Feb. 5th, 2015 02:18 pm (UTC)
3 Ra'as al Ghul and Joker are Odd-Couple style roommates who bicker over everything - http://archiveofourown.org/works/3294815

(Slightly edited in that they're neighbours, not roommates, BUT ERM YES!)
classics_lover
Jan. 31st, 2015 07:05 pm (UTC)
Helen leaves Hector for Agamemnon (Clytaemnestra is both relieved and irritated by this development) >:D
doreyg
Jan. 31st, 2015 08:18 pm (UTC)
"We just have such a connection, Clytie," Helen sighs, and drapes herself across the couch in the kind of pose that only Helen can manage - breathlessly seductive, and yet heartbreakingly innocent, "you must understand. I just feel that we're meant for each other, deep in our souls!"

Clytemnestra stares for a good minute. And then sighs, rolls her eyes and leaves to find a wall to bang her head against.
classics_lover
Jan. 31st, 2015 09:06 pm (UTC)
*cackles madly*
likewinning
Jan. 31st, 2015 11:05 pm (UTC)
1. Harley Quinn and Barbara Gordon as college roommates
2. always-a-girl!Dick Grayson (literally anything)
3. Damian, Jason and Steph trapped on a desert island (dead Robins club ftw :3)
doreyg
Feb. 1st, 2015 10:35 am (UTC)
FILL: She's the Wave [DCU, Genderswapped Dick Grayson/Barbara Gordon, PG]
(For always-a-girl!Dick because OH MY GOD SO MUCH WANT. :DDD

...But, uh, maybe expect the Dead Robins on a desert island fic at some point in the near future? Because I am determined to make that fit a square on my trope_Bingo. <<)

--

There's a thud from the roof and he's spinning before he even realizes it. Batarang held up in one hand, other fist clenched. It'll take a while to summon help, unfortunately, but he's pretty sure that he's got it covered until then. It's less than ideal, but doable - it just depends on who...

"Bobby!"

...Ah.

He lowers the Batarang, sighs lowly as Rach Grayson - formerly known as Robin, currently going by Nightwing - drops into his field of vision. Lightly, easily, as if hanging upside down is her natural state of being.

(It's adorable, really, but he knows better than to say that to her face. Rach Grayson's ego is big enough as it is.)

"What are you doing here, Rachel?" He asks, a touch fondly. It's hard not to be fond, really, when she's right here in front of him.

"Don't call me that, Robert," right here in front of him, somehow managing to make a rather emphatic face as she flips neatly onto her feet, "I was in the area, by chance. Thought I'd stop by."

"By chance?" He asks wryly, and revels in the exaggerated roll of her eyes, "odd, I didn't detect any crime going on."

"Maybe your crime detecting skills need work, Mr. Gordon," she replies archly, with a smirk that still charms him after all this time.

"Maybe your crime detecting skills need work, Ms Grayson," he purrs, with that deliberate arch of his eyebrow that always has her flushing unconsciously.

"That doesn't make much sense, Robert."

"I think it makes perfect sense, Rachel."

"You would, Bobby."

"Of course, Rach, and would you have it any other way?"

They mock glower at each other for a long moment.

...She starts to giggle, he barely hides a snort behind his hand. Before he knows it she's traipsing across the room, dumping herself into his lap with the casual grace that may just be his favourite thing about her.

"I've missed you," she says fondly into his ear, and leans up for a kiss so sweet that even a statue would melt at it.

And, really, how is he supposed to resist?
likewinning
Feb. 1st, 2015 05:29 pm (UTC)
Re: FILL: She's the Wave [DCU, Genderswapped Dick Grayson/Barbara Gordon, PG]
Ahhhhhhhhh I fucking love this! Thanks so much, this is awesome :D

AND YES PLEASE DESERT ISLAND FIC.
doreyg
Feb. 3rd, 2015 11:09 am (UTC)
3. Damian, Jason and Steph trapped on a desert island (dead Robins club ftw :3)

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3282863

:D
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