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From classics_lover, again. YAY HEADCANONS!

+] Choose a number and a character/pairing & I'll take it from there:

1. sleep head canon
2. sad headcanon
3. happy headcanon
4. angry/violent headcanon
5. Sex headcanon
6. Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon
7. romantic headcanon
8. family headcanon
9. friendship headcanon
10. quirks/hobbies headcanon
11. likes/dislikes headcanon
12. childhood headcanon
13. old age/aging headcanon
14. cooking/food headcanon
15. appearance headcanon
16. random headcanon
17. any other question of your choosing

Ask as many questions as you like!



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Jan. 5th, 2015 04:35 pm (UTC)
Odysseus/Penelope, 1, 7 and 9?

If they're not your thing, then Hector/Helen, same numbers, please :D
Jan. 5th, 2015 05:39 pm (UTC)
(ODY/PENNY! Original OTP <33333)

1. The first few weeks after he came back they basically couldn't let go of each other when they went to sleep. He'd end up wrapped around her, or she'd end up sleeping on top of him and pinning him to the bed. Later, as time went on and neither of them went away again, they got a bit better about this - but Penny's favourite place to sleep will always be coiled up against his chest, where she feels safe.

7. It was basically love at first sight for Odysseus. It took a bit longer for Penny, because she was a bit more sensible, but when they had their first proper conversation (and he LISTENED to her) she realized that she'd rather be nowhere else pretty quickly.

9. Beyond everything else, they're best friends. He can always make her laugh, she can always make him stop being grumpy, they can both spend hours talking to each other and ignoring the rest of the world. It's part of the reason they work so well, really.
Jan. 5th, 2015 06:51 pm (UTC)
Re: Odysseus/Penelope
<3 <3 <3
Jan. 5th, 2015 05:45 pm (UTC)
1. Helen has a habit of taking up ALL of the bed when she sleeps. And fidgeting, and snoring softly, and KICKING when she gets into a particularly good dream.

Hector, of course, finds it all ADORABLE.

7. It's the little things, for these two. Helen has always been used to big romantic gestures, and almost expected them, but the moment she properly fell in love with Hector was when he brought her some daisies. It was just so sweet and little that she couldn't quite help herself.

9. Another first for Helen, they were friends before they ever got anywhere close to romance. He actually had a proper conversation with her, and didn't seem to notice her good looks all that much, and TEASED her when she laughed so hard that she snorted. It was different, but so nice that she wouldn't have it any other way.
Jan. 5th, 2015 06:52 pm (UTC)
Re: Helen/Hector
I can totally see Helen taking over THE WHOLE BED. YES ALL OF IT. Mainly because I do that and thank the gods I'm single :P
Jan. 6th, 2015 08:15 am (UTC)
Re: Helen/Hector
My SO is wonderfully tolerant about me taking up the starfish position, thankfully. XD It helps that I've stopped punching people in my sleep now...
Jan. 6th, 2015 01:17 am (UTC)
Batman/Joker, #14!

And Bruce/Harley #16 because icon :>
Jan. 6th, 2015 07:36 am (UTC)
#14 - Bruce is a TERRIBLE cook. Like, can burn the kitchen down while making a salad-terrible. He tends to just leave it up to Alfred, and would be a tiny bit screwed without him (AS IN SO MANY AREAS).

(He's pretty sure that the Joker doesn't actually need human food, though, so that's alright. His current theory is that the guy subsists on chaos and punches, but he's working on it.)
Jan. 6th, 2015 02:59 pm (UTC)
Re: Batman/Joker
ADORABLE. lol omg, Joker definitely doesn't eat real food, it's true!
Jan. 6th, 2015 07:40 am (UTC)
Ahhh the crack ship that accidentally ran off cackling with my heart.

17. Harley can't have children, for a variety of reasons. As a result, in the insane head AU where Bruce and her get married and Poison Ivy is the baffled maid of honour, she sometimes tries to mother the Robins. This usually ends with disasterous results and trauma for all.
Jan. 6th, 2015 03:00 pm (UTC)
Re: Bruce/Harley
Oh gosh, Harley trying to mother any of the Robins needs to be a thing. They would hate it and I would DIE. And Ivy the baffled bridesmaid, yes please! :D
Jan. 6th, 2015 03:03 pm (UTC)
Re: Bruce/Harley
I mainly just picture Dick (who somehow finds himself as best man, of course) and Ivy just spending the entire wedding side-eyeing each other with increasing bafflement. XDD
Jan. 8th, 2015 12:45 am (UTC)
I am tired and a wreck and predictable, so...

Demeter/Hades, 5.
Jan. 8th, 2015 08:55 am (UTC)

5. Hades both likes giving oral sex and is remarkably good at it. This suits Demeter, whose previous partners have either been unwilling or unable, DOWN TO THE GROUND and she makes sure to compliment him on it as often as she can.

...Sometimes by whispering it in his ear at parties, but hey! He's cute when he blushes. ^^
Jan. 9th, 2015 01:02 am (UTC)
Re: Demeter/Hades

It are canon now. ♥
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