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Stolen from hanorganaas

Put a ship in my ask box and I’ll tell you:

Big spoon/little spoon:
Favorite non-sexual activity:
Who uses all the hot water:
Most trivial thing they fight over:
Who does most of the cleaning:
What has a season pass on their DVR/who controls the Netflix queue:
Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working:
Who steals the blankets:
Who leaves their stuff around:
Who remembers to buy the milk
Who remembers anniversaries:
Who cooks normally?
How often do they fight?
What do they do when they’re away from each other?
Nicknames for each other?
Who is more likely to pay for dinner?
Who steals the covers at night?
What would they get each other for gifts?
Who kissed who first?
Who made the first move?
Who remembers things?
Who started the relationship?
Who cusses more?
What would they do if the other was hurt?

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daria234
Mar. 6th, 2016 07:36 am (UTC)
Clark/Lex
doreyg
Mar. 6th, 2016 07:05 pm (UTC)
Clark/Lex!
Big spoon/little spoon: I think it depends on the day, really. Sometimes Clark likes to hold on to Lex, sometimes Lex likes to wrap around Clark. They're generally quite equal about it.

Favorite non-sexual activity: Quietly working together, maybe? Lex doing business stuff while Clark works on his latest article. That, and Clark very much enjoys taking Lex flying!

Who uses all the hot water: both of them, but Lex is a little more blatant over it.

Most trivial thing they fight over: Lex, being Lex, will quite cheerfully fight over ANYTHING before his morning coffee. So let's go for one Clark started instead... Hm. I can see him getting super pissy over Lex leaving the lids off his pens one time, and them having a slightly surprising yellung match over that.

(Lex responds by getting him new pens a few days later. Clark rolls his eyes over that, "you can't BUY me, Lex", but quickly forgives him afterwards.)

Who does most of the cleaning: Clark! Lex is indifferent to it at best.

What has a season pass on their DVR/who controls the Netflix queue: Lex thinks he does, but Clark has very cunningly worked out a system where they usually end up watching what he wants.

Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: it depends on who notices it first, so usually Clark.

(The super generally prefers it when Lex does it, though. He only yells, Clark is DISAPPOINTED.)

Who steals the blankets: Lex. He reasons that Clark is a furnace, so won't mind all that much.

Who leaves their stuff around: both of them are a but guilty of this. It all balances out, though, because Clark generally picks his stuff up pretty quickly and Lex generally steals Clark's stuff instead of using his own.

Who remembers to buy the milk: Clark! Lex needs three reminders, and Mercy whacking him around the head on top.

Who remembers anniversaries: Clark remembers them more overtly. Lex always remembers them, but tends to be a bit more subtle about it.

Who cooks normally?: Clark's a decent cook. But generally they're both quite tired at the end of the day, so end up ordering out instead.

How often do they fight?: they have yelling matches relatively frequently, but Clark knows very well that Lex is generally all bark with very little bite. Proper fights are surprisingly rare for them, at least since the Superman reveal came up.

What do they do when they’re away from each other?: their jobs, generally. They both pine a little, even if Lex would deny that, but they're relatively good at getting on with it.

Nicknames for each other?: Lex has a whole variety of slightly mocking nicknames. Clark tends to settle for more traditional endearments.

Who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Lex has more money, so usually Lex. Clark insists upon doing it sometimes, though.

What would they get each other for gifts?: Lex would probably get something obscenely expensive, Clark would retaliate with something incredibly unique. They exist in a constant state of mild competition.

Who kissed who first?: Clark, possibly?

Who made the first move?: Also Clark. I can imagine him just surging forward and kissing Lex mid-rant one day.

Who remembers things?: Clark is more obvious about it. But Lex lowkey remembers EVERYTHING, and tends to use that to his advantage.

Who started the relationship?: I can imagine them having a primarily sexual relationship for a few months before Lex subtly suggests going to a restaurant sometime. It's only when they get there that Clark realizes the implications.

Who cusses more?: LEX.

What would they do if the other was hurt?: Lex would murder the WORLD. Clark would stay by Lex's side until he was sure he was okay, then would immediately go and take down whoever/whatever hurt him.
daria234
Mar. 6th, 2016 10:55 pm (UTC)
Re: Clark/Lex!
lol who cusses more... i wonder

I love Lex remembering everything and USING it :)

love the idea of them working together quietly

and Clark and his stealth netflix powers :)
classics_lover
Mar. 6th, 2016 01:44 pm (UTC)
Peter Grant/Thomas Nightingale please?
doreyg
Mar. 6th, 2016 07:50 pm (UTC)
Peter/Nightingale
Big spoon/little spoon: Ooooooooooh. Peter, possibly? I can imagine him just wrapping his arms around Lex one time and not letting go.

Favorite non-sexual activity: going out for a drive around London. The traffic is generally terrible, but at least they're together.

Who uses all the hot water: Nightingale. But in a lowkey way, so sometimes Peter only realizes when he's being drenched in freezing water.

Most trivial thing they fight over: How to have their toast for breakfast! Also variations in Latin, because they're NERDS.

Who does most of the cleaning: Molly! Though generally Nightingale is a tpuch tidier.

What has a season pass on their DVR/who controls the Netflix queue: Peter, because he understands how to use it!

Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: they don't have a landlord. But generally Peter takes care of anything requiring outside intervention.

Who steals the blankets: Peter. Not much, but Nightingale does sometimes have to engage in a sleepy tug of war.

Who leaves their stuff around: Peter, more than he should. Molly disapproves!

Who remembers to buy the milk: Peter is a bit better about that sort of thing, but Molly tends to handle most of the ordering stuff.

Who remembers anniversaries: Both of them! But Nightingale is a little better about it.

Who cooks normally?: Molly!

How often do they fight?: they tend to affectionately squabble a lot, but proper fighting is rare. Both of them tend to bottle up a lot, and so when they're actually angry they tend to avoid direct confrontation.

What do they do when they’re away from each other?: they tend to get on with their jobs. But Peter will send the SAPPIEST texts sometimes.

Nicknames for each other?: they don't really tend to indulge in that sort of thing. But occasionally Peter will slip into ridiculously sappy pet names, and not realize it until Nightingale turns bright red.

Who is more likely to pay for dinner?: they tend to split it evenly, most of the time!

What would they get each other for gifts?: ridiculously thoughtful things. Like first editions of childhood books, and engraved watches.

Who kissed who first?: Hmmmmmm. I can imagine Nightingale just snapping and going for it one day if that makes any sense? Like, Peter will just do something super sweet and he'll just lunge forwards.

Who made the first move?: I'm... Not sure? Maybe Peter. I can see him being a little quicker about broaching the subject.

Who remembers things?: Nightingale is better at it, and a touch more intense about it.

Who started the relationship?: Peter pushed for it a little more, but once the subject was actually raised Nightingale was a very active participant.

Who cusses more?: Peter!

What would they do if the other was hurt?: I think it's pretty much canon that they both go nuclear when the other one is in danger. So, yeah. Nightingale is more intense about it, but you do NOT want to get in Peter's way if Nightingale is injured.
classics_lover
Mar. 6th, 2016 08:21 pm (UTC)
Re: Peter/Nightingale
Aw! *squishes them*
likewinning
Mar. 6th, 2016 07:31 pm (UTC)
Bruce/Diana!
doreyg
Mar. 6th, 2016 08:37 pm (UTC)
Bruce/Diana
Big spoon/little spoon: Look, I know it has relatively little basis in canon but I really like the idea of Diana being a little taller than Bruce. I like the idea of her curling soothingly behind/semi-around him after a long day, and the both of them loving it.

Favorite non-sexual activity: I can see them loving doing a lot of things together? But possibly sparring the most. The both of them going for it, and havong a lot of fun on the way.

Who uses all the hot water: Both of them! Like... Them showering together. Mmmmmm, yes.

Most trivial thing they fight over: Bruce is a giant adorable child, so will sometimes try to pick fights over nothing at all. Diana is generally very good at resisting this, but will sometimes tease him in return about the kevlar weighing him down when she flies him places.

Who does most of the cleaning: Alfred! Diana and Bruce both try, but... WELL.

What has a season pass on their DVR/who controls the Netflix queue: Bruce, because he has a little more familiarity with that sprt of thing. But when Diana wants to watch something she will always get to watch it.

Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Bruce is technically the landlord of their place, so he and Diana tend to fix things up together. It's quite a lot of fun!

Who steals the blankets: Hmmmmmm. Maybe Bruce? Largely in his sleep, but Diana still teases the hell out of him for it.

Who leaves their stuff around: Bruce. Diana tries to be a bit tidier about thongs, when she can.

Who remembers to buy the milk: Alfred. 100% Alfred.

Who remembers anniversaries: both of them. But Diana is better at acknowledging them, and poking Bruce to acknowledge them as opposed to just brooding over them.

Who cooks normally?: Alfred! I can't see either Bruce or Diana being entirely great at that.

How often do they fight?: not that often. As I said above, Bruce tends to pick fights and Diana tends to ignore him. They do sometimes fight properly, but Diana is generally determined enough to try to patch things up and Bruce cares about her enough to let her.

What do they do when they’re away from each other?: Be utterly badass. So they have more stories to tell each other when they reunite!

Nicknames for each other?: Neither of them really go in for that. But I can see Diana sometimes using Amazonian terms of endearment when Bruce is distracted.

Who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Bruce, if they ever go out.

What would they get each other for gifts?: I can see Bruce panicking and getting Diana ridiculously expensive things. Diana only smiles over them, and gives him something super sweet in return.

Who kissed who first?: Diana? I can see her getting fed up and planting a kiss on him one day.

Who made the first move?: Diana!

Who remembers things?: In general? Both of them, but Diana is less brooding about it.

Who started the relationship?: While I can see Diana making the first move in most senses, I can see Bruce awkwardly moving it up to relationship level once that's been done. I can see him shiftily suggesting a sort of date and Diana going "waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit."

Who cusses more?: Bruce. Though Diana tends to swear in Amazonian more than you'd expect.

What would they do if the other was hurt?: Wreck things? Diana would probably be more terrifying in that regard, actually. Bruce would make the thing that hurt her regret it, Diana would DESTROY it.
daria234
Mar. 6th, 2016 11:10 pm (UTC)
Re: Bruce/Diana
LOL yes on Alfred doing everything and just being amused at how incapable the two are at basic life skills :) though he would adore Diana I think, and how good she is for Bruce.
ragnarok_08
Mar. 6th, 2016 10:34 pm (UTC)
Marceline/Bubblegum <33
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