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Alllllll of Meme!

Stolen from oh_mcgee! Comment with a number, and preferably a pairing/character, and I'll try to write you a ficlet!




  1. “Come over here and make me.”

  2. “Have you lost your damn mind!?”

  3. “Please, don’t leave.”

  4. “Do you…well…I mean…I could give you a massage?”

  5. “Wait a minute. Are you jealous?”

  6. “Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”

  7. “I almost lost you.”

  8. “Wanna bet?”

  9. “Don’t you ever do that again!”

  10. “Teach me how to play?”

  11. “Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!”

  12. “I think we need to talk.”

  13. “Kiss me.”

  14. “Hey, I’m with you, okay? Always.”

  15. “So, I found this waterfall…”

  16. “It could be worse.”

  17. “Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…”

  18. “This is without a doubt the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.”

  19. “The paint’s supposed to go where?”

  20. “You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you.”

  21. “We’re in the middle of a thunderstorm and you wanna stop and feel the rain?”

  22. “I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice.”

  23. “Just once.”

  24. “You’re the only one I trust to do this.”

  25. “I can’t believe you talked me into this.”

  26. “I got you a present.”

  27. “I’m pregnant.”

  28. “Marry me?”

  29. “I thought you were dead.”

  30. “It’s not what it looks like…”

  31. “You lied to me.”

  32. “I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified.”

  33. “Please don’t do this.”

  34. “If you keep looking at me like that we won’t make it to a bed.”

  35. “You heard me. Take. It. Off.”

  36. “I wish I could hate you.”

  37. “Wanna dance?”

  38. “You fainted…straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes.”

  39. “Hey! I was gonna eat that!”

  40. “Have I entered an alternate universe or did you really just crack a smile for me?”

  41. “You did all of this for me?”

  42. “I swear it was an accident.”

  43. “YOU DID WHAT?!”

  44. “If you die, I’m gonna kill you.”

  45. “Tell me a secret.”

  46. “Hey, have you seen the..? Oh.”

  47. “No one needs to know.”

  48. “Boo.”

  49. “Well this is awkward…”

  50. Writer’s preference



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lost_spook
Feb. 4th, 2016 09:16 pm (UTC)
24. “You’re the only one I trust to do this.” - Sapphire/Silver/Steel (or is that unfair - is that too old a fandom for you?)

And... those are great! I have a million things to write and not much brain, but... *steals meme and runs away*
doreyg
Feb. 9th, 2016 04:09 pm (UTC)
Fill: Trust [Sapphire and Steel, Sapphire/Silver/Steel]
[A/N: I haven't properly watched Sapphire and Steel for a while, so I hope this is alright!]

--

"You're the only one that I trust to do this."

"Hm," he says thoughtfully, and smiles that very particular smile that he knows always gets Steel's hackles up, "I'm not sure that's entirely accurate, my dear boy."

Steel stares at him flatly, unimpressed. It's only the long years of their acquaintance that stops him from cowering, "oh?"

"I know you trust Gold considerably less than me, but that's hardly a high bar to set," he chuckles, and has the unique pleasure of watching Steel's head incline an angry inch, "and I'm pretty sure that you trust Jet more than me. And Lead, and Ruby, and probably Iron..."

"Your point?" Steel asks, like he's five seconds away from grinding his teeth together.

"I don't think that I'm the only one you trust to do this," he says triumphantly, "so much as the only one currently in range, my dear Steel!"

And Steel stares at him for a second, low and baleful like he's a step away from just shooting up and storming off...

"I think you're both being over-dramatic," before Sapphire interrupts from the corner, casually turns a page of her book and adopts her very sweetest smile, "just agree that neither of you are capable of cheating, and start your game of chess."

As ever, she's the most sensible one of all. He smiles at Steel, still glowering, and bends back over the board.
lost_spook
Feb. 9th, 2016 05:55 pm (UTC)
Re: Fill: Trust [Sapphire and Steel, Sapphire/Silver/Steel]
Aw, that's great! :-D (And Sapphire is the most sensible. Well insofar as that even applies to Elements...)
doreyg
Feb. 10th, 2016 09:48 pm (UTC)
RE: Re: Fill: Trust [Sapphire and Steel, Sapphire/Silver/Steel]
Thank you! And yeah, I love all their oddness. XD
classics_lover
Feb. 4th, 2016 10:31 pm (UTC)
43 for Ody/Penny

and/or

38 Helen/Hector

pleeeeeeeeease?
doreyg
Feb. 6th, 2016 10:13 pm (UTC)
Fill: Eyes on the Prize [The Iliad, Helen/Hector]
The moment all the elders have shuffled away, shamed by what they’ve done to the woman in their midst, Helen cracks open an eyelid and smugly sits up. Runs a hand over her hair, and gives him the sweetest smile possible when he raises an eyebrow at her.

“You fainted…straight into my arms,” he summarises slowly, just to watch that smile grow, “You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes.”

“Oh, sweetheart,” she sighs softly, and bounces straight to her feet. Adjusts her clothes briefly, and then arches up to peck him on the cheek, “that was just to teach all those old fools a lesson about picking on somebody smaller than them. I know I have your attention already.”

“Do you now?” He asks, intrigued and charmed all at once.

“Oh yeah,” and she winks at him, turns on her heel and saunters ever so sexily away, “and don’t you forget it.”
classics_lover
Feb. 7th, 2016 12:42 am (UTC)
Re: Fill: Eyes on the Prize [The Iliad, Helen/Hector]
Ahahaha! I love it when strong female characters pull the weak-swooning-fake-out :D
ragnarok_08
Feb. 5th, 2016 12:52 am (UTC)
25 - Princess Bubblegum/Marceline
doreyg
Feb. 6th, 2016 09:36 pm (UTC)
Fill: Mere Imagination [Adventure Time, Marceline/PB]
“I can’t believe I let you talk me into this.”

“What?” Marceline purrs, and gives a thoroughly indecent stretch – long, and self-satisfied, and seemingly designed to distract, “relaxing for a bit? Letting your hair down? Taking some time for yourself, for once in your life?”

“Marceline...” She says warningly, sighs. Hesitates for a second, then settles slowly on the grass besides the woman, “I have responsibilities, you know.”

“Mmmhmm,” Marceline agrees, looking like she’s already won.

“I have a kingdom to rule over, subjects to serve, science to do,” she raises her chin proudly, attempts to look as regal as possible no matter the situation, “and so, no matter how hard you try, I won’t give in.”

“Of course, princess,” but she gets the impression that she’s already lost. As Marceline smiles at her, and laughs, and drags her down into the sweet smelling grass without a bit of effort, “keep telling yourself that, and we’ll do fine.”
likewinning
Feb. 5th, 2016 01:11 am (UTC)
Bruce/Harley, 26 or Bruce/Wally, 5
doreyg
Feb. 6th, 2016 05:27 pm (UTC)
Fill: Everything That's Wonderful [DCAU, Harley/Bruce]
[A/N: This is basically 500 words of PURE MINDLESS FLUFF, so. <<]

--

"Diamonds," Harley squeaks, and reaches out with actual grabby hands. Pouts at him imploringly until he relents, and reaches out to settle the necklace around her neck, "oh my god, you shouldn't have! Actually, I'm lying, totally keep doing that."

"You're going to bankrupt me," he sighs, but can't help a smirk when she pouts - leans over to press a kiss to her forehead, "but oh well, I suppose I can always make more."

"With the crime fightin'? Or my idea to patent your Bat costume design?"

"Neither of those," he says fondly, tolerantly as she pouts up at him yet again. He's able to read Harley, by now. She's at her happiest when she's making ridiculous faces, playing the fool while being the smartest person that he's ever had the pleasure of meeting underneath, "I know you might not believe me, but I do have more to me than the Batman."

"Yeah," Harley offers innocently, still deliberately pouting in her most lovably obnoxious way, "he's called Robin. And, while you could certainly make money out of all of them..."

"Harley," he interrupts her, biting down on an actual smile. He still doesn't quite know what she's doing to him, even several years into this... Whatever this is. He's never had an honest to god ray of sunlight in his life before, he finds that he appreciates it more every single day, "I meant Wayne enterprises, the multi-billion dollar company that's my actual day job."

"Oh," Harley wrinkles her nose. Somehow, it only makes the diamonds look more attractive on her, "the boring shit."

"It's not that boring. When you actually look into the accounts, the daily minutiae of making such a thing work..." He takes one look at her still wrinkled up face, bites back on a smile yet again. A ray of sunshine, ridiculously bright in every possible way, "you're right, it's still a little boring. I wish that I could just quit, and spend all day with you instead."

"Good," Harley says pointedly, and then grins again - all pouting and wrinkles forgotten, as she edges closer to him and leans her wonderfully bright head against his shoulder, "but, hey, I suppose you can't have everything in life!"

"I suppose not," he chuckles, already knowing what's coming.

"Just a diamond necklace! And a hunk of a boyfriend!" As she cackles at him, and beams at him, and spins that wonderfully seductive look that he never quite gets tired of no matter how many times he sees it, "hey, you wanna go do something not at all boring?"

"Harley..."

"With me wearing the diamonds?" She arches an eyebrow at him, tries her own version of a smirk. It doesn't work very well, for Harley is anything but subtle, but he appreciates the attempt, "and nothing else?"

He still doesn't know what she's doing to him, as he allows himself to be taken deliberately by the hand and dragged back up to the mansion. But he has to admit, as he follows along in her wonderfully bright wake, that he doesn't particularly care.
likewinning
Feb. 6th, 2016 09:41 pm (UTC)
Re: Fill: Everything That's Wonderful [DCAU, Harley/Bruce]
"Yeah," Harley offers innocently, still deliberately pouting in her most lovably obnoxious way, "he's called Robin. And, while you could certainly make money out of all of them..."
*snooooort* omg, Harley.

This is too cute for my whole LIFE. I love that Harley just has big scary Batman completely wrapped around her finger. (Also this came at the right time in my life, because I just rewatched "Harley's Holiday" the other day and GODDAMNIT BRUCE SAVING THAT DRESS FOR HER IS STILL THE SWEETEST THING I'VE EVER FUCKING SEEN.)

Thank you! :D
doreyg
Feb. 6th, 2016 09:51 pm (UTC)
RE: Re: Fill: Everything That's Wonderful [DCAU, Harley/Bruce]
Thank you! :D I'm so glad you liked it! And yeah, that episode pretty much doomed me to shipping them for LIFE. HE GOT HER A DRESS IT WAS SO SWEET. <3333333
killing_kurare
Feb. 8th, 2016 09:41 am (UTC)
Re: Fill: Everything That's Wonderful [DCAU, Harley/Bruce]
Ooooooh that was just wonderful!! I love how they interact, and Harley is so ... totally Harley! :D I love how you get her character right, and I had to grin and laugh all the way through. Sooo cute and soooooo funny!
And Bruce deserves a little sunshine <3

"oh my god, you shouldn't have! Actually, I'm lying, totally keep doing that." xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
doreyg
Feb. 10th, 2016 09:39 pm (UTC)
RE: Re: Fill: Everything That's Wonderful [DCAU, Harley/Bruce]
Thank you! :D I love writing her, so I'm so glad you like my version of her!
killing_kurare
Feb. 5th, 2016 08:37 am (UTC)
Some *cough* Batman-prompts :3
- Alwaysagirl!Riddler/Bruce: 1, “Come over here and make me.”
- Bruce/Selina: 40, “Have I entered an alternate universe or did you really just crack a smile for me?”
- Harley/Joker: 33, “Please don’t do this.”
- Poison Ivy/Riddler: 22, “I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice.”
- Harvey Dent/Poison Ivy: 36, “I wish I could hate you.”
And anything with 37 for I loooove dancing in fics <3

Sorry not sorry :'D But really, I'd take anything (or nothing, if you don't feel inspired ^^)
Great sentences btw <3
doreyg
Feb. 6th, 2016 06:48 pm (UTC)
Fill: Green to Red [DCU, Poison Ivy/Alwaysagirl!Riddler]
[A/N: I cheated a little, and it's alwaysagirl!Riddler instead. Hope that's okay!]

--

"I've seen the way you look at me, when you think I don't notice."

"Ah," she says, and turns bright scarlet. Wonderful, a shade to match her hair, "I... Have no idea what you mean. And that does not at all sound convincing, does it?"

"Not in the slightest," Pam purrs, but looks more amused than actively murderous. Which is all kinds of shocking, really, because she would've predicted a slow and torturous death by vines if her occasional bouts of staring had ever been noticed, "you turn bright red when you're embarrassed. I assume that you've noticed that?"

"Uh," she offers, and remains bright scarlet. It's not one of her finest moments, but she'll take it over a horrible death, "a few times, yes? Not that it happens that often? I... I sound like an absolute fool, don't I?"

"Well," Pam purrs. But, still to her utter shock, smiles a kind smile. She didn't know that Pam had kindness in her. She thought it was mainly terrifying competence, and an almost worrying obsession with plant life "...Not that much. Please stop looking like you're expecting to be brutally murdered, darling, it's not that good a look on you."

"Then what is a good look on me?" She asks, and obediently tries to look a little less like a deer caught in the headlights. Which probably isn't all that successful, considering the severe shocks that she keeps receiving, but oh well, "actually brutally murdered? Only slightly brutally murdered? Severely maimed, but still just about alive...?"

"I was thinking more naked, and in my bed," Pam sighs, but winks at her in a way that suggests that it isn't a cruel joke - that it is actually... Sincere, "but, if you'd rather be neurotic all night, I'm sure it can be arranged."

She stares, somewhat shellshocked. She's not sure if she's ever had this sort of thing be not a cruel joke before, it's kind of startling in all possible ways.

"...Edie, darling? I can always go call Harley, if you're not entirely interested-"

"I'm interested," she blurts, overly eager, and tries to cover it with a smile. Steps forward, and shakes her red hair over her shoulder in a way that's as close to seductive as she can actually get, "I'm very interested. But, uh, next time..."

"Next time?" Pam chuckles, looking both pleased and intrigued in a way that she never expected to experience up close.

"Next time," she carries on very deliberately, and dares to reach out - to touch soft skin and red hair, and revel in the apparent lack of murdering, "if you want to call Harley anyway, I would not be entirely opposed."

And Pam, the goddess Poison Ivy in all her glory, utters a surprised laugh. And reaches up to kiss her, sweeter than she ever even dreamed.
killing_kurare
Feb. 8th, 2016 09:36 am (UTC)
Re: Fill: Green to Red [DCU, Poison Ivy/Alwaysagirl!Riddler]
I don't mind at all that you made it alwaysagirl!Riddler :D
Thank you so much for filling!! That's exactly what I had in mind when I chose the sentence for these two :3

"I was thinking more naked, and in my bed," Pam sighs, but winks at her in a way that suggests that it isn't a cruel joke - that it is actually... Sincere, "but, if you'd rather be neurotic all night, I'm sure it can be arranged."
That totally cracked me up xD Sooo funny :D

And of course that they would involve Harley the NEXT time xD

Oh thank you so much, I really enjoyed reading this little fic <3
doreyg
Feb. 9th, 2016 08:44 pm (UTC)
RE: Re: Fill: Green to Red [DCU, Poison Ivy/Alwaysagirl!Riddler]
Thank you so much! :D I've loved the idea of these two for a while, so it was good to get the chance to finally write them!
oh_mcgee
Feb. 7th, 2016 11:43 pm (UTC)
6. Hal/Sinestro OR Terry/Bruce. Your choice!

14. Hal/Sinestro, but, of course, in a way that isn't completely mush and sounds more like them :D

36. Barry/Wellsobard ;D I mean, you haven't written enough of that, right? :P



doreyg
Feb. 9th, 2016 05:12 pm (UTC)
Fill: End of the Line [Green Lantern, Hal/Sinestro] #14
"I don't know," he says, through gritted teeth, "why you keep doing this."

"Doing what?" Hal asks innocently, hovering in midair like he belongs nowhere else. He's not a human, not a silly little thing bound to the ground - he's a being composed of air, a spirit sent to hinder his every movement, "I'm just hanging out, having a relaxing time. Really, it's you who has the problem."

"Stop following me," he orders, glaring narrowly. Eventually deigns to raise himself, hover until he can properly look Hal in the eye, "stop making sarcastic comments, stop pretending that I'm the one with the problem, stop watching me with such concern. Just stop, Jordan."

Hal stares at him innocently, smiles like he still has no idea what's wrong. To somebody who has seen underneath as many times as he has, it's maddening, "I repeat-"

"No," he hisses, and narrowly resists the urge to lose his temper completely. To just let loose with the constructs, and cut the remains of his old life completely away, "I repeat. Stop looking at me like everything can return to how it used to be, Jordan, because it can't. I'm considered a villain, you're considered a hero and no matter what used to be between us... No matter what you thought used to be between us, it can't exist alongside what we are now. The sooner you accept that, the better."

A long pause. Some of the humour drops from Jordan's face, much of the mocking gaiety fades from his eyes. They stare at each other silently for a long few seconds, at an impasse.

Until- "no."

"No?" He asks incredulously, narrowly resisting the urge to blink like a fool, "Jordan, I'm not quite sure what you think I mean-"

"I know exactly what you mean," Hal interrupts him, and smiles his very cockiest grin - that old and shining one, that always made his heart skip a beat back before everything got in the way, "and I'm saying no. You've done terrible things, you've betrayed everything I thought you stood for, but I'm still not giving up on you. No matter how far you go, no matter how much you pretend that it never meant anything I'll be here. And no amount of sulking or glowering or rage is ever going to change that."

He stares for a second, stunned.

...He fakes a huff, to cover the humiliating catch in his throat, and lowers himself back to the ground. Hesitates for only a second, before raising his chin and starting to walk again, "you're a fool, Jordan, and I'm starting to think you always will be."

"Sure sounds like me!" Hal chirps, cackles, follows him anyway. Like he's starting to believe he always will, right to the end of the line.
oh_mcgee
Feb. 10th, 2016 08:21 pm (UTC)
Re: Fill: End of the Line [Green Lantern, Hal/Sinestro] #14
Thiiiiiiiiiiis is beautiful and lovely and everything I wanted out of this prompt. Petulant, annoying Hal is my FAVORITE and god, I love the way you write Sinestro.

Hal interrupts him, and smiles his very cockiest grin - that old and shining one, that always made his heart skip a beat back before everything got in the way,

<33333

Thank you for this!
doreyg
Feb. 10th, 2016 10:00 pm (UTC)
RE: Re: Fill: End of the Line [Green Lantern, Hal/Sinestro] #14
Thank you! :D I am glad you liked it, because I love writing their dysfunction soooooooo much. <3
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