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1. Meme! (From classics_lover):

Give me a Pairing and I'll tell you:

1 // who is the better cook?:
2 // who is the early bird/night owl?
3 // who is more sentimental?:
4 // who does the shopping?:
5 // who pays for dinner?:
6 // who steals the covers at night?:
7 // who remembers the important dates?:
8 // who kissed who first?:
9 // who is the cuddler?:
10 // who is the big spoon/little spoon?:
11 // who uses all the hot water?:
12 // who does most of the cleaning?:
13 // who controls the remote control?:
14 // who spends more money?:
15 // who makes the bed in the morning?:
16 // who takes longer to get ready?:
17 // who balances the budget?:
18 // who makes the biggest mess?:
19 // who is more likely to use pet names?:
20 // who apologizes first after a fight?:


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2. I had an excellent birthday weekend this year, probably the best one I've ever had. P got me a Lego dinosaur game and took me to see Jurassic World, it was EXCELLENT. ^^

Thank you for all the well wishes! And thank you especially to yuidirnt who have me TWO MONTHS OF PAID TIME EEEEEEEEEE. :DDDDD

3. I've signed up for HC_Bingo again (and shall post the card when I'm not amusing myself on the train back from London)! I'm also considering signing up for seasonsofkink, because I've seen awesome people doing it and most of my pairings need more porn. Thoughts...?

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classics_lover
Jun. 16th, 2015 03:45 pm (UTC)
Happy birthday! (Belatedly *is sheepish*)

How about Penny/Ody/Circe?
doreyg
Jun. 16th, 2015 04:18 pm (UTC)
Thank you! :DD

1 // who is the better cook?: Penelope. Circe can cook, but is banned from doing so after the last time she turned guests into farm animals. Odysseus should NEVER even touch a stove.
2 // who is the early bird/night owl?: Circe is quite the night owl, both Penny and Ody are more early birds.
3 // who is more sentimental?: all of them, but getting Circe to admit it is like pulling a tooth.
4 // who does the shopping?: Ody, but under strict instructions from Penny.
5 // who pays for dinner?: they operate on a rotating system, but don't tend to dine out that often since the last time Circe threatened a cook...
6 // who steals the covers at night?: Ody and Circe both tend to kick all the covers OFF, so poor Penny is left with all of them.
7 // who remembers the important dates?: Penny, Ody TRIES but...
8 // who kissed who first?: Ody kissed Penny, and Circe came along a bit later.
9 // who is the cuddler?: Ody. Circe is also a cuddler, but more of the "wrapping around like a boa constrictor while sleeping" kind.
10 // who is the big spoon/little spoon?: they tend to sleep in a big puppy pile? But on the occasions where they have spooned it's gone Penny < Ody < Circe
11 // who uses all the hot water?: a tie between Circe and Ody.
12 // who does most of the cleaning?: Penny
13 // who controls the remote control?: Ody and Circe are in perpetual struggle over it, so oddly enough Penny usually gets to choose while they sulk at each other.
14 // who spends more money?: uhhhhhh. Hm. None of them are big spenders, but maybe Circe?
15 // who makes the bed in the morning?: Penny, when she's not swept up in chaos.
16 // who takes longer to get ready?: none of them, really, they're all pretty low fuss people.
17 // who balances the budget?: PENNY
18 // who makes the biggest mess?: Circe, generally. Although Ody does have the habit of tracking dirt everywhere like a badly behaved puppy
19 // who is more likely to use pet names?: Circe tends to use them when she's annoyed. Otherwise they tend to stick to just their names.
20 // who apologizes first after a fight?: both Penny and Ody are very good about apologising quickly, Circe takes a bit more poking but will get around to it eventually.
yuidirnt
Jun. 16th, 2015 08:56 pm (UTC)
For the meme Mark/Barry because why not :3

I've requested a card at seasonsofkink but the one I got isn't particularly inspiring, sadly D; but I'm planning on signing up for rarepairfest so I guess it's good I don't have too many things going on at once, since I'm also doing the DCU bang >_>
doreyg
Jun. 17th, 2015 09:34 am (UTC)
I had the same problem with HC_Bingo. The prompts aren't bad, I'm just not particularly inspired by any of them. So maybe I should sign up for Seasonsofkink to get more ideas, hm...

Barry/Mark! :D


1 // who is the better cook?: Uhhhhhh. Hm. Mark, by a hair, but neither of them are absolutely fantastic to be honest. Barry tends to rush things, and Mark tends to get annoyed far too easily.
2 // who is the early bird/night owl?: Barry is most definitely an early bird, in the sense that he generally quite likes mornings and tends to get distracted by them. Mark leans a little more towards the night owl side, but isn't that extreme in either way.
3 // who is more sentimental?: Barry is more overtly sentimental, but Mark has a huge sentimental side that he tries his very hardest to hide.
4 // who does the shopping?: Barry can do it super quick, so it generally tends to be him.
5 // who pays for dinner?: They generally split the bill, but if Mark is having money problems – due to CRIME – Barry is perfectly happy to cover it.
6 // who steals the covers at night?: BOTH OF THEM. Honestly, I see it as sometimes ending up as a sleepy tug of war that only ends when Barry vibrates himself off the bed.
7 // who remembers the important dates?: Mark, oddly. Barry remembers the emotions behind them, but isn’t so good on the actual date.
8 // who kissed who first?: Mark. But Barry quite enthusiastically kissed him back very soon after.
9 // who is the cuddler?: Barry. Mark enjoys cuddling, and being close, but doesn’t quite seek it out in the same way.
10 // who is the big spoon/little spoon?: They don’t really sleep that way, because when Barry absent-mindedly vibrates it can be disastrous, but when they forget Mark generally tends to take the big spoon position.
11 // who uses all the hot water?: Barry.
12 // who does most of the cleaning?: Cleaning…? Nah, I kid. Barry tends to do most of it, mainly for the same reason as the shopping. Neither of them are super tidy, but with Barry’s speed they manage to avoid living in squalor.
13 // who controls the remote control?: They fight over it a bit. Which usually ends with them making out, as opposed to actually watching anything…
14 // who spends more money?: Mark, his reasoning being that he didn’t GET money to save it. Barry isn’t particularly great with money himself, but it still annoys him sometimes.
15 // who makes the bed in the morning?: Neither of them. They tend to get distracted by various things, and then they’re already late so they get even more distracted…
16 // who takes longer to get ready?: Mark. For the simple reason that he DOESN’T HAVE SUPER SPEED, BARRY, NOT ALL OF US CAN GET IMMACULATELY DRESSED IN A SECOND.
17 // who balances the budget?: Barry.
18 // who makes the biggest mess?: UMMMMMMM. Both of them are quite messy? Mark tends to do it more deliberately, though, while Barry just tends to cause accidental chaos wherever he goes.
19 // who is more likely to use pet names?: Neither of them are that big on pet names, but Mark will slip out with various endearments sometimes.
20 // who apologizes first after a fight?: Barry. Mark, alas, isn’t all that great at apologizing. He is a rogue, after all!
yuidirnt
Jun. 17th, 2015 07:19 pm (UTC)
The problem with bingo cards is that you need to be inspired and to be inspired by the *right* prompts or you won't make a line anyway D;

Barry vibrates himself off the bed
I BURST OUT LAUGHING AT THIS GODDAMMIT
doreyg
Jun. 18th, 2015 07:58 am (UTC)
I knoooooow. And sometimes you get just ONE prompt that you don't like and it messes up an entire otherwise good line. D:

I CAN SEE HIM DOING IT. And then being so confused afterwards, bless him...
daria234
Jun. 17th, 2015 03:14 am (UTC)
Clark/Lex
doreyg
Jun. 17th, 2015 10:07 am (UTC)
1 // who is the better cook?: Clark, most definitely. Lex would be a good cook if he TRIED, but he claims that he doesn’t have the time to and leaves it at that.
2 // who is the early bird/night owl?: Clark is an early bird, Lex is a night owl. They try to meet in the middle.
3 // who is more sentimental?: Clark. Lex has a sentimental streak, but hides it so well that even Clark has a problem detecting it sometimes.
4 // who does the shopping?: Clark. Or Lex orders Mercy to get on it…
5 // who pays for dinner?: Lex generally insist on paying for dinner. He has the most money, after all, and it’s one of the few ways the he can confidently express affection.
6 // who steals the covers at night?: Lex, mainly because Clark tends to try to limit his strength while in bed.
7 // who remembers the important dates?: Both of them. Clark naturally remembers, Lex has deliberately scheduled them in his phone with triple alarms for just in case.
8 // who kissed who first?: Lex, in a rather frustrated burst of adrenaline. This quickly led to their first time, and then a rather confused period where they suddenly had to revaluate their relationship from “pure hate” to “oh no feelings”.
9 // who is the cuddler?: Clark is very definitely the most cuddly, but Lex indulges him far more often than he should.
10 // who is the big spoon/little spoon?: It depends very much on the day. Clark tends to do it a little more often, though? Usually when Lex is sleeping, because it’s just EASIER then.
11 // who uses all the hot water?: Lex, but he tends to blame Clark for it. “You Kryptonians with your higher body temperature!” He rages, and carefully ignores Clark rolling his eyes.
12 // who does most of the cleaning?: Clark.
13 // who controls the remote control?: Lex, generally. But Clark has perfected the guilt trip, so if there’s something that he REALLY wants to watch Lex will generally give it up to him with only a few grumbles.
14 // who spends more money?: Neither of them are big spenders, but Lex has more and so naturally spends more. Generally on spoiling Clark, but he’ll deny that if anybody asks.
15 // who makes the bed in the morning?: Clark.
16 // who takes longer to get ready?: Lex. He’s quite vain while Clark is generally quite low fuss, and also in possession of superpowers.
17 // who balances the budget?: Both of them are quite good with money, so they generally tend to work together on budgeting.
18 // who makes the biggest mess?: Lex, but neither of them are actually all that messy.
19 // who is more likely to use pet names?: Clark. Lex only tends to use them when he’s being sarcastic.
20 // who apologizes first after a fight?: Clark. Lex is not so good at the whole apologizing thing, although he is getting a lot better!
daria234
Jun. 17th, 2015 03:59 pm (UTC)
LOL Lex using sarcastic pet names, YES
and Clark perfecting the guilt trip
and ooh that first kiss - that would be a great fic.... *hee*

thank you!! love these answers :)
doreyg
Jun. 17th, 2015 04:18 pm (UTC)
He doesn't sit there pouting or anything, he just slouches around very innocently until Lex snaps and throws the remote in his general direction. ^^

And yes! I definitely agree. I might write it for the wildcard on my seasonsofkink. :D
yuidirnt
Jun. 17th, 2015 07:13 pm (UTC)
Also what if I cheat and ask a second pairing? J'onn/Clark :3
doreyg
Jun. 18th, 2015 07:57 am (UTC)
Oh, man, go ahead! Feel free to ask for as many as you like, these are quite fun. ^^

1 // who is the better cook?: Clark. J'onn is learning, though! When they have spare time Clark is quite keen on teaching J'onn to cook, and J'onn is quite keen on going along with it. ^^
2 // who is the early bird/night owl?: both are early birds
3 // who is more sentimental?: both are generally quite sentimental, really. I picture them as quite a soppy couple, with Clark being a little more high key but J'onn quite obviously being terribly fond.
4 // who does the shopping?: they do it together. It's a nice bonding activity.
5 // who pays for dinner?: Clark is the one with the actual human money so USUALLY HIM.
6 // who steals the covers at night?: Clark, but usually only when he's had a tough day. He's always very embarrassed when he wakes up to find himself a ball of blankets, but J'onn not so secretly finds it adorable so it's generally fine.
7 // who remembers the important dates?: both of them.
8 // who kissed who first?: Clark, after getting incredibly frustrated with J'onn's self denial routine and just deciding to go for it.
9 // who is the cuddler?: Clark is the most likely to initiate, but J'onn quite obviously enjoys it a lot too.
10 // who is the big spoon/little spoon?: J'onn tends to be the big spoon, which is an enjoyable novelty for Clark!
11 // who uses all the hot water?: Both of them. Possibly J'onn a little more?
12 // who does most of the cleaning?: both of them are quite good about it, but Clark tends to be naturally a bit more neat.
13 // who controls the remote control?: BOTH OF THEM AGAIN. Clark tends to allow J'onn to have it a bit more, though, because his reactions to earth programmes are always great.
14 // who spends more money?: Clark. He keeps bugging J'onn to be a bit more free with his spending habits, but it hasn't happened yet.
15 // who makes the bed in the morning?: Depends on the day. But Clark tends to have more morning emergencies, so J'onn does it a little more often.
16 // who takes longer to get ready?: J’onn is a shapeshifter, so it’s kind of him by default. Neither of them take all that long, though.
17 // who balances the budget?: Again, both of them together. Clark has more actual knowledge of budgeting, but J’onn is learning and frequently insists on helping out.
18 // who makes the biggest mess?: Neither of them are that messy. But Clark, again by default, is a bit messier than J’onn because he lacks the ability to go through walls.
19 // who is more likely to use pet names?: Neither of them. But I do see J’onn slipping sometimes and crooning endearments to Clark in Martian. Clark has no idea what he’s saying, most of the time, but encourages it anyway. ^^
20 // who apologizes first after a fight?: It depends on the fight. Neither of them are that stubborn, though, and so tend to resolve things fairly quickly. They both take the viewpoint that they’ve lost far too much to get tangled up in silly things like that.
yuidirnt
Jun. 18th, 2015 04:57 pm (UTC)
SUCH A BALANCED COUPLE now I'm imagining them as the one quiet couple next door who have probably been together forever and nobody ever saw argue and you just can't imagine ever breaking up :3
doreyg
Jun. 18th, 2015 08:39 pm (UTC)
THEY REALLY ARE. And, yes, I totally see them that way too. :3 They're just those quietly adorable ones in the background who like staying in and doing crosswords and stuff.
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