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Meme!

Grabbed from classics_lover, it is... The Kidfic meme! Send me a pairing (preferably not mpreg, but genderswap is alright!) and one of the following sentences and I'll write you a ficlet about them as parents

"Mm…your kid before five in the morning.”
"Are you sure you don’t want me to drop them off myself? I don’t think you could handle seeing them off alone."
"I think we should have another."
"I knew it was a mistake to get the twins matching clothes."
"Sh…they’re asleep"
"I think someone had a little accident with the finger paints.”
"Mondays are your diaper days.”
"Rrgh. I dunno. Could we just sand down all of the sharp corners? Would that be possible?"
"Ooh…someone’s got a tummy ache."
"*sigh*… Guess who just knocked over our favorite ____?"
"I told you we should have just gotten that German Shepherd puppy."
"What do you think for their punishment? Grounding? No video games? No going out for a week?"
"…You know, I’m really glad that he/she just came out and told us."
"Come on now, I think you’re being too harsh. He/she’s just a kid. Remember all of the stupid things we used to do when we were their age?"
"So, how should we break the news that they’re going to have a new baby brother or sister?"
"…They just grow up so fast."

If you want to mix a few quotes together, go ahead!


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In other news I still have no idea what to do with my Apocalypse AU square. So if you have anything you want to see, please tell me!

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classics_lover
Feb. 10th, 2015 07:07 pm (UTC)
The Odyssey, Odysseus/Penelope, "Are you sure you don’t want me to drop them off myself? I don’t think you could handle seeing them off alone."
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