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Three Sentence 2.0

Because Kiitos did it and I am a fluffy sheep who will one day be made into a jumper. Same rules as last time, kids!

(And, yes, I am alive. AND KEEP FORGETTING THIS GAWD. <<)

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teh_kimeye
Mar. 18th, 2012 02:32 am (UTC)
Harem bros - Chrys' hen night.
doreyg
Mar. 18th, 2012 12:26 pm (UTC)
"Hey, Aeneas, can I borrow Doris for a bit?"

"..."
twizzle_eeyore
Mar. 18th, 2012 02:33 am (UTC)
Richie - he's not a nice guy
doreyg
Mar. 18th, 2012 12:04 pm (UTC)
There's a point at which every man must snap.

Nice, kind, a generally fluffy man. And what has that got him? A dead son, accusations of murder, Anne lying dead and largely unmourned before him-

He starts up. Draws in an aching breath.

They didn't want him to be nice.

So he won't be.
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twizzle_eeyore
Mar. 18th, 2012 02:34 am (UTC)
Chrys/Tim - sometimes dreams aren't enough
doreyg
Mar. 18th, 2012 08:43 pm (UTC)
Dreams are good, dreams are lovely, dreams are perfect. Dreams are what keep you alive - alive in the long hours upon your back as unskilled men pant hotly above you (as you think, as you know, that they see you just as clearly as they see a bag of wheat).

...But dreams are also small, dreams are also fragile, dreams are also delicate things once you get past the fog.

Dreams are the things that are crushed with one well placed stomp. As he explains why you can't go with such a look of guilt in his eyes.
twizzle_eeyore
Mar. 18th, 2012 02:34 am (UTC)
Harem Bros - happiness on Perdeas' farm
doreyg
Mar. 18th, 2012 08:57 pm (UTC)
They haven't tasted of freedom in so long that it's almost a shock when they're handed a full platter of it now. Here, so far away from the palace and the fights and the memories of what they once were (how they were once bound), is clear air. Wide fields. A sense of home that they haven't felt since...

Well, childhood. Or what they remember of it.

"I'm never going to get used to this," she laughs to Chiron. Sitting on a wall to the edge of the property and letting the wind card through her hair.

"We got used to only fucking one person, didn't we?" He only grins in reply, on his back and sunbathing like some cat, "we can get used to anything."

"Would the two of you shut up?" Aeny interrupts, cracking open one mock annoyed eyelid, "I'm trying to take a nap."

"Didn't get any sleep last night?"

"What with my dearest husband..."

They all laugh then.

...And it's a shock, a true shock that constricts your chest and makes you gasp every single day. But it's the best shock that they've ever had.
twizzle_eeyore
Mar. 18th, 2012 02:38 am (UTC)
Harem Bros - regrets
doreyg
Mar. 18th, 2012 09:14 pm (UTC)
Regrets can dig their claws in, swallow you down and eat you up. Regrets can make you live in a life only containing the past - where nobody saw you as a person but instead chose only to glimpse a warm hole.

...It's best not to think about regrets.
gemgemgembird
Mar. 18th, 2012 02:42 am (UTC)
That one time Sothers got completely off his face on cheap brandy.
doreyg
Mar. 18th, 2012 08:46 pm (UTC)
"Well," Charles said pragmatically, as he hefted one of Sotherby's heavy arms over his shoulder and started dragging the dead weight back to the palace, "at least he only snogged it."

The sundial looked faintly pleased behind him.
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gemgemgembird
Mar. 18th, 2012 02:51 am (UTC)
Restrollation - pirate AU

Ship whoever you want, it's not like they weren't all shagging each other anyway XD
doreyg
Mar. 18th, 2012 01:53 pm (UTC)
"They're fighting again."

"They're always fighting. It's a miracle they haven't blown each others heads off yet."

"A thankful miracle. I think Sothers would have a heart attack."

"Hasn't he...?"

"Nah, only stuck his head through the side of his ship a few times."

"Poor little navy boy."

"Hah!"

They watched the ' combatants' (for lack of a better word) for a few fascinated moments.

"...Cathy?"

"George?"

"If they're busy arguing then both their cabins are free."

"..."

"Cathy?"

"Grab your cutlass, George, and meet me in five minutes."
kiitos13
Mar. 18th, 2012 05:52 am (UTC)
Bob/Mike/Bones - Tea Party
doreyg
Mar. 18th, 2012 12:57 pm (UTC)
"Do you know that this all started over actual tea? actual tea? Well..."

"Wouldn't it be simpler to punch them?" Bones mutters, crossing his arms and making a very firm face.

"Give it time," he smiles fondly, shaking his head and resisting the urge to grab a camera, "A double whammy is always best."
shatters
Mar. 18th, 2012 01:34 pm (UTC)
YOU LIVEEEE
doreyg
Mar. 18th, 2012 08:47 pm (UTC)
YES I DOOOOOO! :DDDD

...Well, vaguely. << Ahem. WORK WORK WORK!
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gemgemgembird
Mar. 18th, 2012 09:33 pm (UTC)
Charlie/Sothers- As Lumiere and Cogsworth. Because of reasons.
doreyg
Mar. 18th, 2012 09:51 pm (UTC)
"We're not the protagonists here," Sothers says conversationally one day. Vaguely reaching to polish his (already shining) hands, "we're just secondary characters. John and George are the main ones, not us."

"That just means we can have more fun in the background," he says laciviously, waggling his flame (in lieu of eyebrows) "...Well, once we get back to human."

And Sothers only smiles.

...And continues trying to polish his hands.
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thoroftheskies
Mar. 18th, 2012 09:57 pm (UTC)
Sig/Olaf - Sherlock/Watson
BECAUSE LOL. And reasons.
doreyg
Mar. 18th, 2012 10:01 pm (UTC)
More AU than crossover oops <<
"I deduce that... He was wearing shoes?"

"Brilliant, Sig," Olaf says in heavily sarcastic tones, barely restraining himself from a slow clap, "that is the most inspired observation of this century."

Jora sighs behind them both, and goes off to solve the case on her own.
Re: More AU than crossover oops << - dracothelizard - Mar. 27th, 2012 09:14 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: More AU than crossover oops << - doreyg - Mar. 31st, 2012 09:22 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: More AU than crossover oops &lt;&lt; - doreyg - Mar. 31st, 2012 09:35 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: More AU than crossover oops << - thoroftheskies - May. 2nd, 2012 09:34 pm (UTC) - Expand
gemgemgembird
Mar. 19th, 2012 01:33 am (UTC)
Rochester encounters Professor Snape. Somehow.
doreyg
Mar. 22nd, 2012 11:25 pm (UTC)
"Students."

"People."

"...Wine?"

"Sounds the best solution all around, really."
gemgemgembird
Mar. 19th, 2012 01:33 am (UTC)
Rochester is Professor Snape.
doreyg
Mar. 19th, 2012 01:39 am (UTC)
"Yes, headmaster, I usually get this man to fill in for me a few times a month. I have important business, after all, and since we both belong to the same club..."

"I was drunk and happened to mention that I was used to wearing wigs," Rochester huffed, stubbornly crossing his arms, "that's all I'm saying."
gemgemgembird
Mar. 19th, 2012 09:32 pm (UTC)
Charlie/Catherine - AU where they actually have children
doreyg
Mar. 22nd, 2012 11:32 pm (UTC)
The first time she sees him after the birth she just wearily lifts her head and smiles. She knows he isn't supposed to be in here, knows, but that hardly matters at all. Their child is safe, their child is alive, their child is so beautiful that she could barely believe that her long-trying womb had produced such a thing...

And she knows that Charlie feels exactly the same way.

"The maids are out," she says softly, as he comes closer to the bed with that faintly stunned look still on his face, "you can say whatever you want to, you don't have to pretend."

"...We have a daughter," he murmurs, in choked tones as he falls to his knees by the side of the bed and clutches her hand between his.

"A princess, an heir," she reminds him softly... Can't help still smiling. Widely, widely - so widely her face could burst, "a child, Charles, we have a child."

And when he starts crying, still clutching her hand and looking like he's about to burst with joy, it's all she can do not to follow him.
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gemgemgembird
Mar. 19th, 2012 09:33 pm (UTC)
Matilda + Eleanor of Aquitaine + Isabella of France - modern AU, The Apprentice
doreyg
Mar. 22nd, 2012 11:39 pm (UTC)
"Fuck him, let's set up our own company."

"I bet we'll outsell him in a year."

"We'll outsell all the others in a year."

...And, well, they have always fulfilled their goals.
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